Another year. Another day. Another hour.
Anyway, that is irrelevant.


Tuesday AfternoonGOD: Next, please.Tuesday Afternoon
MAN: Yes, hello again.
GOD: I'm sorry, my memory fails me. Which one are you?
MAN: Well, I was Martin Fry.
GOD: I'm sorry, those records are terminated. What's your number?
MAN: Eleven thirty-one.
GOD: No, no, not your queue number. Your executive number, the eight-digits.
MAN: You expect me to remember that?
GOD: Well, it is within the seven plus-minus two limit, which you should achieve if you've reached up to level one. Or, are you the reincarnation?
MA
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The man in black fled across the desert...and the gunslinger followed....
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Avatar by veemonsito
Every other reply to KF stuff is a quotation, anyway. I just can't see it otherwise.
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There was a time I backstabed you... it was a perfect one hit kill! The cake I stole from you was tasty, though, it seemed to stab my senses. then there was a headcrab... I hate headcrabs...
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The man in black fled across the desert...and the gunslinger followed....
[link] < This could change your life
Avatar by veemonsito
Times a million.
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There was a time I backstabed you... it was a perfect one hit kill! The cake I stole from you was tasty, though, it seemed to stab my senses. then there was a headcrab... I hate headcrabs...
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The man in black fled across the desert...and the gunslinger followed....
[link] < This could change your life
Avatar by veemonsito
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The wolf howls... an irredeemable savage.
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There was a time I backstabed you... it was a perfect one hit kill! The cake I stole from you was tasty, though, it seemed to stab my senses. then there was a headcrab... I hate headcrabs...
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